raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
girls don’t like boys they like blink-182
So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked
Oh shit son.
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”
what’s the difference
good girls confuses me so much bc they are not talking about how they like a girl that looks good but is actually bad like she has a boyfriend and no one knows she is a bad girl except 5sos and i’m pretty sure it’s bc they stalk her i mean how else would they know she sneaks out her room and what she does on the back of the room it’s just plain weird man i tell ya
:(( que se cumpla porfa u.u
NECESITO TINTA EN MI IMPRESORA, SI ESO SE CUMPLE SERÍA LA PERSONA MÁS FELIZ ;___________;
Por favor!! D: Se debe cumplir ><
Ay weón, me funcionó la otra vez hasgfgadshkgfhsgadhfhadskfghdgskahfgsdagfhgasjkgjdjgs so, lets do this again fsdghak .
BALTICATA : JAMAS PENSÉ QUE FUNCIONARIA! CONCHETUMARE! ES WEÁ DEL DEMONIO <3 TE AMO TUMBLR RECTM!
some days i forget luke is a real person and then im like “shit motherfucker that fine piece of ass is actually real”